death by caffeine – ain’t gonna happen

Feb 7, 2011

I love coffee.

I love coffee probably more than anyone else in the world — even you. So I found out today that no matter how much of my favorite drink I consume, I’m probably not going to die from caffeine overdose, so it’s all good.

Even I couldn’t drink 69 cups. 50 maybe…not 69. AND, the fatter I get, the more I can drink without dying. That news is so great, I can hardly stand it. Pick your poison to see your very own results at Energy Fiend.