tomato tamaughto

tomato tamaughto

It’s tomato season in Jackson County, IN. At least for the peskies — the garden experts extraordinaire. Good thing they’ll share because my growing prowess stinks. Never again will I plant tomatoes in grow bags.

I planted. I staked. Because grow bags don’t hold moisture like planting in the ground, I watered. Every day… twice per day… I watered. My plants are now about half the size of those grown by Mr. Pesky and have a few green lumps attempting to become a tomato. Mr. Pesky said he doubted mine would be red and eatable by Christmastime. Again, lucky for me, they share…

I’m giving my lil’ suckers until Thursday late afternoon to show me some action, or they’re going in the yard waste container for trash pick-up on Friday.

After a week of extreme heat, I had the windows open this morning. Sheesh… it’ll soon be 1:00 PM and it’s only 72°F. Although fall is still a good way off, it’s nice to have a cooler day thrown in before August 1 and before school starts. A cool day is especially enjoyed by one family member in particular…

While Merida has a slick coat of shiny hair, Dharma has thick hair that forms a curl down her back. She gets brushed at least every other day. What comes off every single time fills a Wal-mart bag. The rest is either sucked in human nostrils or inadvertently eaten.

TIL (Today I Learned): Until 1916, tourists could go all the way up to the torch of the Statue of Liberty. The room is still there but access to the inner area was shut down when debris from a German bomb in WWI turned its pathway into a treacherous route. You’ll spend close to $100 bucks for the currently offered experience.

i’m staying coffee hydrated

i’m staying coffee hydrated

Another hot day in Indiana… 90° before 11:00 AM and of course, I’m back out in it. All work and no play… and I’m wondering if coffee counts when “stay hydrated” messages are recited over and over locally. Preparing my tools, my Apple watch kept buzzing with Nest warnings that someone was at the front door.

trimming hedges

While I would’ve preferred a crew of landscapers, it was only me.

Perry trimmed the hedges in early spring and ended up with a few hoodads that needed evened out. I started early and all that’s left now is the clean-up. Of course, that’s the worst part and I saved it for the hottest part of the day. 🙄

shrubs are trimmed

I can remember a time when I still lived at home, didn’t have a driver’s license and desperately wanted a tan. Nanny would mix up witch-hazel with iodine and baby oil and I’d slather that stinky stuff on like it was my job. Then, I’d pull out a box fan, the water hose and a boombox and lay on a hot, wet towel for hours. I’m not sure how I wasn’t electrocuted!

So here I go… back out to slave away in the heat without a fan or water hose. But I AM staying hydrated!

TIL (Today I Learned): The World’s oldest joke is a fart joke that dates back to the 19th century BC.