Posted by Perry
Ok, confession time – I hate idiots. I’m talking about the USDA grade – A, mind numbing, drool-from-both-corners-of-the-mouth mental midgets.
I have no patience for them and often wonder just where the hell they come from, all the while praying that these people do NOT reproduce. Idiots are the bane of civilization – they take up valuable real estate while draining the rest of us of much-needed resources – you know, like air. The mere thought of walking and actually speaking coherently is alien to them, they are forever condemned to never getting the most elementary jokes, never knowing just what the hell they’re laughing about – they just know that everyone else is, so they probably should too.
Here’s a perfect example of idiocy at it’s finest (or lowest, depending on your point of view) where a school in Parma, Ohio suspended a six year old boy for having a mohawk – no seriously – they did.
Now my question is this – does anyone REALLY care if a six year old has a mohawk? No. I’m not talking about the spiked mohawk that sticks up two feet and is colored purple either, it’s a close cut mohawk – in other words – IT’S NO BIG DEAL!
Somewhere along the line, a group of idiots got together and decided that they would determine what is “acceptable” and “appropriate”. They would make the call (in between wiping the drool from their chins and muttering “I love Pez”) on how students would look – right down to kindergartners.
Here’s the scary part – somehow they have taken over. Yep, from school administrators and faculty, to local and federal leaders, we have been outmanned and out-thought by people whose IQ is the square root of a cheerio. They have control and those of us having the capacity to figure out the plot of ‘Dora the Explorer” now must reap what we have sown – that WE are now the idiots for allowing this travesty to happen.