When you hit the big 4-0, you celebrate at Cracker Barrel. Obviously. You knock back a big ole’ Orange Crush! You eat something soft… like pancakes. Perry is officially an old geezer.
Not that I’m dissing Cracker Barrel, but Sunday I’ll have photos to share from Kabuto Japanese Steakhouse and Sushi Bar. Because I know Perry hates sushi, but loves Hibachi grills and ignited tables. And they serve authentic Japanese sake and beer instead of pretend orange stuff in a bottle. And because he’s so awesome he deserves TWO birthday celebrations! Yeehaw!