what’s a typical saturday supposed to look like?

Nov 2, 2019

Started my day off with a cup of coffee. I tried the new Nitro Creamer by Redi Whip and it’s not bad. So I had another cup. And then, I fixed a couple eggs over medium for breakfast. Dharma loves licking the plate when I’m finished (don’t freak out — it was paper!). So excited to get human food, she ended up flicking tiny pieces of egg all over the place. Including a piece on her eyebrow that’s still there two hours later.

Dharma has egg on her eyebrow.

After folding a load of clothes, I pulled out my trusty Dyson vacuum. It took a shit before I even finished the kitchen and the fireworks display upon its final breath was impressive. It’s ready to go out with the trash next Friday and the exact replacement is $700 bucks. Yay!

Now I’m out of the mood to finish cleaning house. I’ve decided I’m simply going to enjoy the view for a bit.

Is this what a typical Saturday is supposed to look like? Sheesh… I hope not! While coffee might be the highlight of a Monday… I expect more on a Saturday.

One good thing to look forward to is an extra hour of sleep as we “fall back” for daylight savings. Also, it’s not even 1:30 PM ET yet so who knows what other amazing things await. Happy Saturday, you guys!