i think i’ll buy a Lincoln

Nov 30, 2019

There’s a commercial for Lincoln cars where a woman goes in her house to find the dog wrapped in Christmas lights and total chaos in the household. She walks back to her Lincoln, shuts the door and puts the seat in the recline position. Viewers see the stress dissolve from her features.

I’ve been thinking about the Mini Cooper in the garage. If I thought it was remotely possible that I could achieve the same results in it, I’d be out there in a heartbeat. Guess I’m in the market for a Lincoln.

It’s not enough that this angelic looking puppy is truly a monster!

Merida is a monster.

Add to that my Keurig coffee maker that’s less than 2 months old decided to stop working this morning. I called Keurig and let them know I didn’t want a replacement. Period. (I accidentally bought one I’d owned in the past — it wasn’t great the first time either… although it didn’t die within 2 months.)

Do not buy this Keurig machine!

Instead, I ordered TWO new coffee machines on Amazon and will be drinking espressos until they arrive. Like THAT will help with the stress level around here. 🙂