i’m guilty of being a covid-19 egg hoarder

May 6, 2020

I’m the grocery person for 3 families… meaning, I place the online order, Perry picks it up, and I sort the food into piles for “my people” to load up and take home. For hard to get items Perry will watch his store and buy them when available.

This morning, as I sorted the purchases from the pick-up order and Perry’s store score, I found that I’m now the proud owner of 168 eggs. Other than throwing them at cars, I’m not sure how I’ll get rid of so many eggs before they go bad.

It was an accident. I promise!

Merida struck again after 24-hours of good behavior. She found the small trash can (again) I use in the utility room for dryer lint. After depositing lint all through the house, she put plenty of teeth marks all around the top of the plastic container. And then she chewed the toes out of two socks. They weren’t mates.

Merida – 3 : Laundry Room – 0

You better hide, you little heathen!

You'd better hide!