In early January, Fauci recommended Americans count COVID hospitalizations rather than infections. Makes sense… right? But when you consider the number of Americans hospitalized with COVID-19 has risen about 85% since mid-November? I dunno.
Maybe count how many people are off from work instead of counting infections or hospitalizations. Or maybe count how many kids can’t attend school. Or Cheerios in a box. I always sucked at math. I don’t like numbers. Any problem with numbers that requires brain power, I just pass right on by it.
Something else I ignore (and I hate to admit this, but it’s true), are the places in my house that no one sees. You come to my home anytime at all and it will look neat/clean. But I’m telling you… do NOT open a closet door or you might die. That also goes for cabinets.
I should probably have visitors sign a waiver.
I’ve never counted how many coffee cups I have, but above is only one cabinet with them in it. Same with glass bowls and pots. I will never, ever use them all. The girl that lived in a house with few cabinets for 30-years, I have probably 3 or 4 times that many now and they are ALL crammed full.
So full that the shelf pegs are breaking. Yes, seriously.
On this fine Monday, not only am I going to do regular work, but I’m starting one cabinet at a time (and one dishwasher load at a time) to rearrange, throw away old stuff, and put in new shelf pegs.
I won’t be counting anything but the money I’ll save by not having injuries. 😉
TIL (Today I Learned): Fart spray was originally designed for use in pranks but is now more widely used in combat-zone medical training. (I had to read the article because I wondered how that could be true. If you’re interested in how Liquid Ass spray is used, check out this article on ‘The Science Explorer.’)