This question is one I will know the answer to tomorrow.
After cooking dinner and making a carrot cake for dessert, I became distracted talking to those Peskies on the phone. I turned around to see a black dog tip-toeing on her back feet, front feet on the kitchen counter, and her tongue extended to its maximum capability.
All that missing icing is in Merida’s belly.
I cut off and threw away all the part of the cake she reached… and then doubled it. All that went in the trash. When they say that pets help reduce stress, THEY LIE. Big fat hairy lies. The only thing that’s even more gross than a dog laying her sloppy, wet tongue on a cake at least 55 times is… a big toe that has scotch tape on it.
Feet are gross — especially when they are dirty, have crusty heels, are paint splattered and have scotch tape on a big toe.
Thanks again to Samsung’s crappy trade-in protocol, I visited the nastiest, dirtiest Office Depot on the planet earth — and it’s in Columbus, Indiana. Ben and Coco waited in the car while I went inside to have my FedEx label printed. I waited… and waited… in line behind a woman.
And I can prove it!
I sent a text to Ben that said, “Would you believe me if I told you it’s taking a long time because the woman in front of me has scotch tape on her big toe?” He indicated he thought I was making it up and was probably shopping around, so I sent him the photo above.
Another argument where I was victorious! 🙂
TIL (Today I Learned): In 1930, Vivien Thomas, along side Dr Alfred Blalock, successfully devised an operation to save “Blue Babies”, (infants born with a deadly heart defect that sends blood past their lungs). Thomas was an African American carpenter’s apprentice who never had any medical training.