Do people BUY this stuff?

Jun 1, 2022

In the last couple days, the number of crazy SPAM emails I’ve received has gone up exponentially. Why, just a minute ago, Ella thought I needed a back and body shaver. A back shaver? Seriously? Who buys this stuff??

SPAM via contact forms is so dumb.

We get a considerable number of contact form emails from our business website. It’s locked down with Google Recaptcha. That means it’s supposed to block bots by using advanced risk analysis techniques. If it worked 100% of the time, there sure are a bunch of humans that want to sell us professional toenail clippers.

When I receive an email from our form that states, “to check availability and discuss securing him…,” I expect an inquiry from a company with $35k and an upcoming meeting. Nope. It’s just someone wanting to sell me some amazing and very professional toenail clippers. 🙄

Still on verdict watch for Depp VS Heard.

The jury had a question yesterday that brought the judge and attorneys back into the courtroom. I don’t think you can read much into it — opinions are all over the board on if it was in favor of Depp or Heard. All speculation since we have no clue what jurors are talking about.

In addition, Depp’s team filed a motion — they didn’t like the statements made in closing arguments by Rottenborn. I agree with them, but the shit has already left the horse — the jury is in deliberations.

Speaking of the jury… they left a little bit early today. Is that because they can’t agree and are distancing for the night? Or… have they arrived at a decision, want to sleep on it, and we’ll have verdict in the morning?

Grab some caffeine and get ready for the ride…

We’re still on jury watch.

get caffeine

I have to tell you, I was so shocked… so appalled… so… so… flabbergasted when Casey Anthony wasn’t found guilty in 2011. If this jury is hung — or if this jury believes everything Amber Heard has testified to — I think my feelings will be similar. But truthfully, reading the juror forms, I don’t see how on earth they can find for either one of them.

TIL (Today I Learned): The first commercial airliner shot down by hostile forces was refurbished, returned to service, and later became the third commercial airliner to be shot down by hostile forces.