Thanksgiving Day I wore a pair of house slippers with my jeans. My kid evidently thought they were “real” shoes and his obvious intent was to shame me so much I wouldn’t wear them in public.
Ben: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING??
Me: Whaaa?
Ben: You look like a medieval peasant. (Insert eye rolls here — his and mine.)
Because the floor is lava!
Notice the time on the clock? Yes, that’s approximately 2:30 AM…
Dharma believes that floors are lava UNLESS you’re wearing a pink leash. A pink leash makes you invincible and allows you to travel without fear on lava floors.
I have medieval peasant shoes because the lava doesn’t stop on the deck. NO! It doesn’t stop until you reach the sidewalk. Concrete is cold on bare feet thus the Ugg (and ugly) shoes. I just didn’t need to wear them this morning because Perry did the 2:30 AM magic leash detail.
Merida thinks it’s HER job.
Merida grabs the magic pink leash and leads Dharma outside a lot of the time. That means she gets Dharma hair on her face and doesn’t want her photo taken. 😉
Now you know: James Earl Jones was officially replaced as the voice of Darth Vader last year by AI with Jones’ consent. The move was made after he told Disney that he “was looking into winding down this particular character.” He consented to the future use of his voice with AI to “keep Vader alive.”