Rural life can be dangerous. I should know. I had a near death experience with space aliens but lived to document it in a rare — never before seen — photo. I’m sharing it with y’all:
Now look closer at the photo above.
You should see the outline of a bird that did a faceplant on my clean storm door.
Merida was terrified by the noise and ran for cover. Crippled grandma Dharma, on the other hand, came to defend me. She was bristled up and ready to take on those aliens. 🙂
The bird was stunned for a few moments, but flew away shortly thereafter leaving my crystal clean glass a total nasty mess.
Katie’s dogs are more like Merida.
After getting stuck in traffic for hours, Katie finally made it to her new home in Tennessee. Here’s the first photo she sent…
Her hounds had never seen anything like those critters before and they were terrified.
In other news… I have a Facebook stalker that looks like a murderer.
Listen, you guys… I watch a lot of crime shows. I know what murderous eyes look like because that’s what’s on TV every night as I fall asleep. This dude — he’s trying way too hard.
Now you know: The movie “Paranormal Activity” had a total budget of $215,000. It went on to earn $193 million at the global box office.