Katie is now a Tennessean… or a butternut…

May 21, 2024

I knew people from Tennessee are called Tennesseans, but I didn’t know they’re also known as Volunteers, Big Benders or Butternuts. Whatever you want to call those people, Katie is officially one of them.

Katie is a Tennessean

License bureaus in Tennessee are no better than those in Indiana for photos.

Katie also sent a photo of her brand new Tennessee driver’s license. While her photo was better than mine, it wasn’t anything to be proud of. When you can’t have hair touching your eyebrows (not that Perry’s had to worry about that for the past 25-years), and you can’t smile — you can’t expect a great outcome no matter who you are.

Now you know: Within 3-weeks of Prince’s death, 700 people claimed to be half-siblings or descendants.