I told y’all that we had Taco Bell for dinner last night. I didn’t say anything about Coco not picking up what she had leftover. I figured since it was the 1st day of summer vacation I’d let her slide that one by without complaining.
But she’s not my problem child. Merida is.
When Ben walked in after work he cleaned up Coco’s mess, but mentioned that there was taco paper on the floor. It wasn’t until bedtime that we found hot and fire sauce packets chewed open and empty in Dharma’s bed.
Now I can promise Dharma didn’t eat fire sauce, but Merida sure did.
Merida is my problem child!
No matter what time it is, if we have a bout of explosive diarrhea I’m calling my kid.
Now you know: The “Millennial Pause” is a phenomenon where generations older than Gen Zs tend to pause before speaking when a camera begins recording.