if our current weather was a car i wouldn’t buy it

Sep 9, 2024

When I awoke this morning it was barely 40°. It’s supposed to reach almost 80° in a few short hours. Pretty impressive for weather… but if it was a car?

A McLaren P1 can do that same thing in 1.8 seconds. My Mini Cooper can do it in 5.9 seconds. Even the new and fastest jeeps can do it in 14.6. But Indiana weather? HOURS.

We’ll still take it.

cold sitting outside


Now you know: Boston Corbett (the soldier who killed John Booth) castrated himself with a pair of scissors to avoid temptation upon seeing prostitutes.