This morning, I took a step toward official retirement. While it may seem like a small move to y’all, it was a BIG one for me. So big, in fact, that it changes everything. I’m adapting to a more dog friendly lifestyle.

I cancelled all Adobe services except for photography.
I now no longer have the ability to manage PDF files or send agreements via AdobeSign. I no longer have the application to create logos or one-sheet marketing pieces. My Adobe subscription went from $60/m to $20/m. I even deleted all those programs from my computers.
If my favorite brother/boss wants me to do things on occasion that require access to those products, he can provide them for me rather than me paying for them.
I’ve taken a new position in a small start-up. 😉
I’m the new assistant gardener for Pesky Neighbors, LLC. I was offered the position after shoveling shit fertilizer to get the ground ready for next year. I gleefully accepted the job — the company’s owner looks like he needs the help.

Now you know: While great apes can learn hundreds of sign-language words, they never ask questions.