I’ve found the perfect gift for dog lovers everywhere! It’s a calendar called “Dogs Pooping in Beautiful Places” and will only set you back about $11 bucks. It’s exactly what you’d expect — pooping dogs with a backdrop of 12 different landscape scenery locations. 馃檪
I didn’t catch any of my hounds in the act, but when escorting Queen Dharma off the deck this morning at dawn, I did get a scenery photo — and it’s absolutely GORGEOUS today in southern Indiana.
AI doesn’t poop regularly.
Utilizing a snowy photo that I took at some point over the past two days, I loaded it into PhotoShop. I then asked AI to create a black Labrador pooping in the snow. My request was denied because it wasn’t within the perimeters allowed. PhotoShop’s AI refuses to do pooping anything or anywhere.
I provided the same request to ChatGPTs image creator and it thinks pooping is ok. But… only if the poop is snow and not actual brown stinky dog turds.
Not calendar worthy.
If I want to create my own calendar and make a million bucks, I’m going to have to travel with my doggos to different locations and prompt them to drop grumpies on the ground at each place. Traveling with those three would be worth much more money unless my calendar was more specific — like dogs pooping in Jackson County Indiana’s beautiful places — and that would narrow my potential customers considerably.
I need to think of a different side hustle and simply buy one of these calendars already available. 馃槈
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