My favorite brother and I have been wrestling fans for as long as I can remember. While I sometimes faltered insofar as loyalty, he never has. I’ll betcha he’s invested a bajillion dollars on pay-per-view matches over his lifetime and I got text updates throughout most of them. Yes, we even went to a match in Vegas together — both of us over 50 years-old at the time.
14-Time World Wrestling Champion just blew spit at the White House.
Triple H’s wrestling signature is blowing spit… basically. And now he’s been enlisted to help ‘Make America Fit Again.’ That, my friends, also includes old women. HHH was at the White House recently for the signing of an executive order expanding the Presidential Council on Sports, Fitness, and Nutrition, and he’s going to be over it.
I was waiting on my brother to text me about this update, but got tired of seeing no mention of it from him… so I made sure it’s the first thing he’ll see in text messages when he wakes up this morning.
Making old women fit again also means you remember the days when Triple H was D-Generation X (DX) that had kids doing the “suck it” moves he was famous for. Oh my!
Perry will be the proud owner of a new work driver today.
I drove the beast home for an overnight test drive and I guess he’ll pull the trigger on the purchase today.
Look out deer! Perry’s back on the road again. 😉
Now you know: Freddie Mercury was born with four extra teeth, causing a prominent overbite. Despite being self-conscious about them, he never got them fixed, believing the extra space in his mouth contributed to his vocal ability. He feared altering his teeth might change his voice.