The WNBA — Women’s National Basketball Association — somehow can’t seem to define what a “woman” is. There’s a quick solution that would immediately end the debate.
Here’s the simple solution:
Donald Trump should identify as female and proclaim himself the first woman president of the United States of America. Outrage would ensue and it would be kicked to the Supreme Court to make a decision, right? And then… we’d have an answer and the debate would conclude.
And after I solved THAT problem, Perry and I went for pancakes at Cracker Barrel.

For the record… the Cracker Barrel in Scottsburg is MUCH better than the one in Seymour. Not even close.
Now you know: Vietnam has 837 ducks per 1,000 people. It’s the highest in the world
