It’s been a fabulous morning business-wise, the pressure preceding a big presentation is over, and I’m not feeling like diving into the next project. I’m not even buying in to my own ideas on wasted time today. The result is a post that is a bunch of nothingness…
First, if you are a Barack Obama fan (and even if you aren’t), check out this link. When the text appears, make sure you click on it! Again…and again…
And next, I received an email a couple days ago and I’m going to share it here. Don’t get the idea that I love getting a ton of jokes every single day dumped in my inbox, but I do appreciate it when friends send only the ones they think are funny and worth passing along. Here’s to you Mom:
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. Mostly to clean the house.
2. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of ?
1. They had to get their start from men’s bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We’re related.
What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
2. They say she used to be nice.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
Only one more…
I found this item the other day and have considering ordering it. I’m thinking it would be a wonderful gift item, especially for my sister-in-law. In today’s fast-paced world where channel-zapping is something we all do, I figure this particular remote control would be invaluable.
The Control a Man Remote Control has some pretty awesome features that include buttons for listen, stop snoring, put the toilet lid down, stop farting — all kinds of really useful stuff! Here’s the link to purchase one of these for yourself. Go ahead, I know you want one…