So I’m getting ready to do a Google search and I type in “why”. Google is kind enough to give auto suggestions. How about that?
I snickered. You probably did too — right after you clicked to find out why you have nipples (if you’re a guy), or why your poop is green (if you’re a chick). The whole dead Pakistani on the couch thing shook me up, and now I’ve totally forgotten what it was I was searching for in the first place. On a roll, I type in “why won’t”…
Ok. So exactly why won’t your parakeet eat your diarrhea? And more importantly — why won’t God heal amputees?? Remember that Google makes search recommendations based on what people are searching for most…
Not sure if you see the same thing as I am…but it appears as if most of the searchers are women. Fat (or pregnant) women who are depressed because they don’t know if they are in love or not and have therefore gotten drunk and think they might be a calculator.
I’m feeling lucky!