People magazine has named the 2009 Sexiest Man Alive! Do I agree with People’s choice? You betcha! Johnny Depp rocks!
So People magazine honors Depp with his face on the cover of the special double issue and everything. But wtf?? Who is the moron that chose this photo in particular? Seriously. Have you ever seen a photo of Depp where he looked more like a normal, middle-aged factory worker from southern Indiana than this one?
Now I have nothing against normal, middle-aged factory workers from southern Indiana. I’ll even admit that I’ve seen a few that I would call sexy. But this is Johnny Depp!!
So what if he’s 46 and was born in Owenboro, Kentucky (no kidding, y’all). I seriously doubt if this particular look is what earned him the title.
Maybe the whole Cheech and Chong look is back in, but I would’ve preferred something a little more like any of these…
