get a zero turn mower, he said…

May 3, 2026

This Sunday started like about every other Sunday. A trip to Franklin and Starbucks before noon…

Selfie with Perry & Colette

And then, Perry decided to take over my mowing job.

I typically do all the mowing around here. Perry will weed-eat the parts I leave — primarily the harder areas like around the pool and in the backyard. But not this time!

He told me he would take care of the yard — he didn’t need me to do one thing. I should’ve known not to let him on MY mower. Y’all remember when I got stuck? It was in an easy to reach spot. Not Perry!

How are we going to reach it to pull it out?

Mr. Pesky is currently on his way here to assess the situation. After all the rain we’ve had, I’m not sure how he’ll get out there to pull it out.

Stay tuned to tomorrow’s post to find out if the lawnmower is still there or back in the garage.


Now you know: In 2008, a 33-year-old Wisconsin woman stole her daughter’s identity and enrolled in high school in order to “get her high school diploma and join the cheerleading squad.” She reportedly attended practices, received a cheerleader’s locker & went to a pool party at the cheerleading coach’s house.