Bizness is Personal

Aug 6, 2008

posted by Shelley

Wow! I checked stats to my BLOG and have found that I have more readers than I thought. Seems as if ‘Nothing Matters‘ really does matter to lots of folks — especially here in the burg!! I’m even getting tons of hits from the Crothersville School IP address. Now how cool is that?

So let me clear the air and make this easy. Yup, it’s me — just follow the red arrow. For those of you that know me well, you know the ‘the rest of the story’ (said in my best Paul Harvey voice), and for those of you curious readers who simply need a gossipy ‘topic of the day’ — you’re gonna love this post where I reveal all!

Although Buster and I don’t hate each other (sorry), and we aren’t fighting over property, or rumored affairs, or anything else — I will tell you that I too have heard all about it! You know… that he was photographed snuggling with Brittany Spears on a remote island beach resort. (I haven’t seen this photo myself but hear it was in Mexico!) It’s been said that Brittany’s father, who is still in control of her affairs, seems to be fine with the new romance. The “Gimme More” singer has yet to go public with the info, and the photo has yet to surface. I don’t know about you…but I’m going to buy every single copy of the National Enquirer from here on out so I’m one of the first to know!

It wouldn’t be fair if I disclosed such a personal informative rumor about Buster without telling one that involves me as well — so here goes. ::cringe:: Although Perry is quite a catch, (I know that one person in particular who would agree), Matthew McConaughy is where you should focus. I am certainly not one to ‘kiss and tell’, so it wouldn’t be nice for me to elaborate. Again — if you get your copy of the National Enquirer, you should be up to speed in no time at all!