Widely respected in the speaker community for their commitment to planning insanely successful events for major corporations, Shelley Erwin and Perry Cremeans have been reassigned. It appears as is Ms. Erwin experienced an upward climb to District 1, LUXURY status, as a jeweler — as shown on her identification pass below.
Regretfully, Mr. Cremeans slid to a record low. His District 8 TEXTILES assignment as a meager factory worker was a devastating blow. I hear that he is sewing underwear by hand without a thimble.
