I’m not a lab. Instead, I’m a Siberian husky.
Not only is all this pretty funny, but I knew it would be the second I clicked the Facebook link. While it may not really be a virus or malware — everyone knows that social networks are an extremely lucrative environment for scams and malware distribution. So the second I got the result, I removed the game and deleted everything associated with it.
Further proof the result is wrong! I’m a Doberman! They are the most cautious breed of dog… and that, you guys, is what best fits my personality. (At least on social media.)