This is Bob…
A whole lot of people have great things to say about Bob and those like him. You won’t hear Dharma or Gracie chiming in — and you won’t hear me either.
Bob is constantly bumping into stuff, getting caught in cords and stuck under furniture. Allowing him to do his job at night around here isn’t an option. I can take a dust mop down my hallway twice per day and have enough dog hair to cover a bald poodle each time. Bob has been active for a week and his light’s never blinked indicating he needs to be dumped.
By the time I pick up the strips that block him from getting stuck, I could’ve hauled out my trusty Dyson vacuum and had the task over and done with. Dharma thinks my Christmas bonus would’ve been better spent at BarkBox.
