Friend #1: I go to yoga 5 days a week.
Friend #2: I plan vegan meals 3 days in advance.
Me: I eat cake over the sink so I don’t get crumbs in my bed.
Another day… another 3 rings to fill to satisfy my Apple Watch. The crazy POS thinks I die at night — there’s no heart rate recorded after I fall asleep.
Stick to the Fitbit, you guys! If you’re old, you can see it without glasses and you don’t die while sleeping.