ONE.
The “tough” perfume (named by Coco because she said it made it tough for her to breathe) is nothing but an empty bottle. If you have robust grandchildren or ones that don’t like to snuggle — and you’ve got $130 bucks — you can tempt fate here.
TWO.
Monroe (the feisty little shit) has been found! Yippee!
THREE.
I had enough rose blooms that I could even cut a few to bring inside. Take THAT, Alisa! (Ok, so mine look pathetic… but I’m pretending because the bush belonged to my Great Aunt Lois.)
FOUR.
I’m staying ahead in the mowing game — Shelley 3… neighbors 1. BAM!
FIVE.
I have NOT scheduled a time to view this house as a purchase to flip. (The owner is offering to allow groups to pay $25 per person to spend a night — proceeds go toward remodel.) I also will not be interested once the renovations are complete.
I do not believe in ghosts. I do not think houses can be haunted. HOWEVER, I did see the Exorcist and I don’t want to be proven wrong.
