let’s talk about POOP

Jul 12, 2021

At OrthoIndy North with Carl over the weekend I was taking a walk down the sidewalk that’s parallel with the hospital. I came upon what LOOKED LIKE a coyote pooping…

pooping coyote

This rubber coyote without front feet and a tail made of stretchy cloth that fills with wind and blows around is right directly in front of a beautifully landscaped area with flowers. What exactly is the purpose? I assume it’s to scare away something… but what?

I googled it today and found that it deters birds, rabbits, and deer.

But Google doesn’t know what this pooping mammal is supposed to scare away. I can only guess it’s parenthood…

pooping mammal

I can’t imagine just plopping a baby down on the trunk of a car to change a poopy diaper! Now even this is better than letting a child sit in waste so I guess it’s a step in the right direction — but still seems a bit gross. Someone needs to let the dude driving the car with a Biden/Harris sticker know that a backseat works well for this procedure. 🙄Â