need a glass of water and a paper bag, please

Oct 13, 2022

Another hiccup in the barndo purchase. If we don’t get the hiccups to stop, I’m going to need medication. This purchase transaction should go down in history for being the most difficult one ever.

I heard late yesterday that we may not close this morning after all.

Stop back this afternoon to find out if I’m a homeowner, homeless again, or involved in an ugly lawsuit or family feud.

I’m thinking about taking my bodyguards to the closing (or non-closing) as an intimidation tactic.

my bodyguards

The seller’s father is at it again. 😕

TIL (Today I Learned): The current US mortgage debt is $10.04 trillion and 65% of US adults are homeowners.