Take out a sheet of paper — a full sheet — and draw a pig. You can make it as detailed as you like.
DON’T READ ANY MORE UNTIL YOUR PIG DRAWING IS FINISHED!
Now it’s time to analyze your drawing. We’re going to see if your pig analysis matches your personality.
- If you didn’t draw a pig, you’re an asshole.
- If the pig is drawn:
- Toward the top of the paper – You have a tendency to be positive and optimistic.
- Toward the middle – You have a tendency to be a realist.
- Toward the bottom – You have a tendency to be pessimistic and may be prone to behaving negatively.
- Facing left – You have a tendency to believe in tradition and be friendly; you may also be prone to remembering dates well.
- Facing Right – You have a tendency to be innovative and active, but may be prone to forgetting dates easily and may not have a strong sense of family.
- Facing front – You have a tendency to be direct, and may enjoy playing the role of devil’s advocate; you also are prone to neither fearing nor avoiding confrontational discussions.
- With many details – You have a tendency to be analytical, but may also be prone to being cautious to the point that you struggle with trust.
- With few details – You have a tendency to be emotional and to focus on the larger picture rather than focusing on details. You also have a tendency to be a great risk taker and may sometimes be prone to reckless and impulsive decisions.
- With less than 4 legs showing – May indicate that you are living through a major period of change and as a result you may be prone to struggling with insecurities.
- With 4 legs showing – You have a tendency to be secure and to stick to your ideals; however, others may describe you as stubborn.
- With large ears – Indicates how good of a listener you are (the bigger, the better).
- With a long tail – Indicates how intelligent you are (the longer, the better)
What my pig says about me…
I’m a realist with a tendency to be direct. I don’t fear or avoid confrontational discussions. I have a tendency to be emotional and focus on the larger picture. I’m secure and stick to my ideals and others describe me as stubborn. I’m an average listener and above average in intelligence.
What does YOUR pig say about YOU?
Extra credit… if you know me, how accurate is my pig assessment? 😉
Now you know: Only 28 books sold more than 500,000 copies in the US in 2022. Eight of them were by romance novelist Colleen Hoover.