it’s time to put down the scissors

Going to a hair salon is something I loathe. I never get the cut that I want or expect, and the second I get in the car I’m going to war on the style with a brush. That’s why I haven’t had a “real” hair cut in probably 5-years.

That doesn’t stop me from picking up a pair of scissors and hacking away on it myself.

Armed with a mirror and a pair of scissors, I’m deadly. Looking in the mirror this morning, I realized if I don’t stop it I’m soon going to have the same haircut my Momma gave me when I was in kindergarten.

Who forgot it was picture day??

Did Mom not remember it was picture day when she sent me off to school — or did she simply not have time to slick down that bed-head flip I’ve got going on? 😵‍💫

Now you know: In the 1980s, McDonald’s used the song “Mack the Knife” in commercials that featured their character “Mac Tonight”. The song “Mack the Knife” is about a knife-wielding criminal from London’s underworld who dumped the body of his victim in a river.

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