iPhone photo positioning is important

Apr 13, 2024

The other day, I took Mr. Pesky for eye surgery. I always take a selfie at every trip to a doctor or hospital — and this latest excursion was no exception. I didn’t share the photo here because Carl’s head looked like a watermelon.

Family photos taken with my trusty iPhone…

My favorite brother visited today and I set the iPhone up to take a few family shots. Notice how Mom appears larger than her tiny self — and Perry looks like he’ll be challenging HHH in the next WWE event?

Group photo of my family taken with an iPhone

Because of my most recent two photo experiences, I have a pro tip for you!

In group photos taken with an iPhone, stand in the middle of the group.

Notice in the photo below that Mom appears to have lost 35 pounds and I found every single one of them. And Mr. Pesky appears larger than in the photo above too — all because of positioning (ok, so partly because of positioning). 😉

family photo - me, Mom, Scott and Carl

Here are a couple more candid shots where the tip doesn’t apply…

Mom, Scott, Merida and Carl
Mom, Scott and Carl

It sure is nice to have my brother back in Indiana!

I know it’s not permanent, but it sure is awesome for now. 🙂

Now you know: Bootlegger Marvin “Popcorn” Sutton killed himself rather than report to federal prison after being convicted of moonshining offences. He prepared his grave footstone years in advance and had it by his front porch and kept his casket in his living room. The epitaph read, “Popcorn Said Fuck You.”