Today, I shall bless you with 2 things that are currently making me crazy. Oh, yes! it’s a great day to express my displeasure on items that are not remotely related to politics… at least not today. 😉
ONE. Stupid commercials.
There are currently 2 marketing campaigns that have produced the dumbest commercials ever. They’re so bad, they make me physically cringe when they come on.
- Cheez-It.
- A group of women are at a book club reading a steamy romance novel out loud. The hero is a Cheez-It so sexy one woman exclaims, “I need a Cheez-It daddy.“
- A girl introduces her boyfriend to her dad. Boyfriend is hypnotized by a floating Cheez-It and awkwardly tries to kiss the Dad saying, “You’re even yummier and saltier in person.“
- Someone giving a funeral eulogy ends up talking about how much they love Cheez-Its instead of the deceased.
- Poise liners for bladder leaks. “Fifty percent of women experience what I like to call the giggle dribble, or the sneeze leak, or the coughing-fit panty blitz.”
Merida wants a Cheez-It Daddy and wonders how long before she has a coughing fit panty blitz.
TWO. Cats with a death wish that aren’t kept at home.
As we let the dogs out into THEIR FENCED IN YARD, they immediately jetted off toward a big, fat, gray cat wearing a collar. The cat was cornered as he/she was on his/her way up the deck steps and we had to quickly intervene. I don’t know which neighbor owns said cat, but if they want it to remain alive, they need to keep THEIR pet out of MY fenced in yard. 🤬
Animal welfare groups note that about 86% of owned cats are kept indoors at least at night, showing the shift toward nighttime containment. I guess my neighbors don’t care that the pets I keep on my property (because I’m a responsible pet owner) are wildly barking at their pet, also on my property, at 2:00 AM.
The fact that this fat cat sets off my security alarms one after the other as it meanders around here at night is more than annoying, as well. I couldn’t kill any animal, but I sure could use a Red Ryder BB Gun right about now.
BONUS: When Mother Nature can’t decide if it’s winter or spring.
Shared on X last night…
Now you know: The new Nissan Stadium, future home of the NFL’s Tennessee Titans, costs $2.1 billion dollars & is being constructed using $1.26 billion dollars of public funds. This makes it the largest allocation of Stadium Subsidy funds to a sports venue in U.S. history.