mayonnaise does not repair wood

Oct 3, 2024

Right before all the rain from Helene started here, I brought in a few plants that I was afraid would blow over with high winds. One of the plants in particular is in a pot that’s in a dish. The dish was dry and I didn’t think it would hurt to set it on my Nanny’s old sideboard.

I was wrong about that.

damaged wood top

The dish was evidently porous enough that it made a pretty ugly — and large — ring. I had someone tell me to use mayonnaise and claimed it worked for them. Said they were canning and put jars on a towel on their table and those rings were miraculously gone with a mayonnaise application. I tried it.

It didn’t work.

still a ring in the wood

Before I hit this thing with a light sand, I’m going to try it once again following directions this time around. I didn’t know you’re supposed to apply a thick layer and lit it set for at least 12 hours.

I guess the egg yolks, oil, and vinegar, in mayonnaise work together to remove water stains. I’m going to try it again and let it set for its 12-hour timeframe… hoping Merida doesn’t lick it all off before morning. 🙂

I’ll share the verdict soon!


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