the word “quick” is relative

May 28, 2026

Over the weekend, Perry and I made a trip to Sam’s Club for essentials and to grab something to eat. Already afternoon, I was ready to leave and was starting to get hangry. 😉

He said he was going to take a “quick” shower and he’d be ready to roll.

And that’s how I know that QUICK is relative.

It might’ve been quick compared to a 16 year-old getting ready for the prom… but not quick for a man with no hair to wash or dry. I could’ve been in and out of there 10 times.

Finally, on the road north…

It was late afternoon before we got food…

Can you guess the place?

Hint: It’s where sacks drip grease…

5 guys

You guessed it — 5 Guys!

They have the very best fries of any fast food restaurant. Agree?


Now you know: Woodpecker tongues are so long that when they close their mouth, their tongue wraps around their brain.