To date, Galaxy GN-z11 is the farthest detectable galaxy away from planet earth — it’s about 13.4 billion light-years away. After listening to the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation trial, I can tell you that Amber is just as far out there.
I love courtroom stuff, but c’mon… have y’all seen any of Amber Heard’s testimony?
I started out trying to be neutral, but I’m not anymore. Heard goes on and on about getting punched in the face. Everything is a huge dramatic fight! And then she shows a photo of the aftermath where she has a bruise on her arm — her face in the background looks normal to me.
Listening to Heard’s testimony, I caught so many things that made me shake my head. For example, she got punched in the face and then… she turned around to look at Johnny. (How’s that possible?) If she really had all those violent things happen to her, she’d have been a walking mass of hamburger.
All the girls here are on Team Johnny.
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TIL (Today I Learned): The word “hurricane” comes from the Taino Indigenous Caribbean word hurakán, meaning evil spirits of the wind.