rock on — another year older in the blink of an eye

Feb 24, 2023

Today is Perry’s 51st birthday.

Rock on!

Because of employee shortages, he’s working the closing shift — from noon to 10:00 PM. That leaves zero time to celebrate but he’s past “that age” anyway. You know… the age where you’d rather just ease into your next trip around the sun without fanfare.

Perry’s Mom should’ve planned his birth a little better.

Perry HATES winter and was born in February. How rude is that? He would be totally thrilled to have a few friends over and and roast hot dogs and marshmallows outside over the Solo stove. As luck would have it, fake summer bailed after yesterday and it’s supposed to be much colder today. So instead of waiting for his special day to kick in, he started early by spending a bit of time in the spa last night…

Sadly, he had to wear shorts and use a bath towel for his b’day kick-off spa dip. I packed all swimsuits and towels in a box for the move and have no clue where they went. 😬 I’ve looked everywhere and all the packing boxes have been emptied. I figure I’ll find them right after I order new towels and suits for all of us.

Happy birthday, Perry!

TIL (Today I Learned): Andy was a goose made famous after being born with no feet. His owner outfitted him with Nike sneakers to help him stand and move, helping him to become a role model for disabled children before he was murdered in 1991 under mysterious circumstances.