i’ve been recruited for jobs including that of a steamfitter and an exodontist

Sep 12, 2023

The Kimble Group is a recruitment firm that serves Fortune 500 companies and other businesses nationwide. They own AI Recruiting and for whatever reason, have targeted me as looking for employment opportunities. They even prepared a summary all about me — and suggested jobs that are open that would be a perfect fit.

Here are the 4 most promising options:

  1. Your clinical and operational management skills make this a stimulating opportunity. Exodontist – Western Dental – Remote – Indianapolis, IN
  2. Your goal-oriented mindset and customer service focus make this role exciting. Toolmaker / Moldmaker – Catalyst PDG, Inc – Indianapolis, IN
  3. Your adherence to standards and ability to work independently make this role engaging. Steamfitter – Harvard University – Remote – (Cambridge, MA)
  4. Your people-focused approach and recruitment expertise make this a rewarding opportunity. Shipfitter – Aerotek – Remote – (Tampa, FL)

For the record, an exodontist specializes in pulling teeth. Evidently, it’s now possible to pull teeth remotely? Matter of fact, of the 4 above options, the only thing that requires you to show up is being a Toolmaker.

I’ll be doing full-mouth extractions right here, I guess…

The profile created for me is ummmm… interesting.

Shelley McKain-Erwin is a highly experienced and ambitious professional seeking new opportunities in the job market. With a strong background in various industries, Shelley is open to roles such as project manager, marketing manager, and business analyst. They have engaged frequently and recently in these positions, showcasing their expertise and adaptability. Shelley’s preferred locations include Indianapolis, IN, and they possess a diverse skill set including project management, marketing strategy, data analysis, and team leadership. With a focus on career growth and advancement, Shelley is poised to make a significant impact in their chosen field.

AI Recruiter

At my age, my focus on career growth and advancement is pretty weak, you guys. And for the record, I’m not interested in working in Indy either. 🙄

Now you know: There is an IQ floor (80 points) to serve in the US Armed Forces. This requirement was relaxed during the Vietnam war. Those with the IQ lower than 80 points died at 5 times the rate of other Americans in the war.